What Is A Real Man

I was reading something the other day about what he real man is. While reading i decided to add a few.Now please keep in mind that a "real man" is never done. A "real man" is constantly learning and making himself a better "man". To live means to continually grow in some form or fashion: Here goes:

A Real Man holds high ethical ideals without compromise.
A Real Man purpose in life is to help nurture and develop other "real men". If he does not then he is severely lacking the true essence of a real man.
A Real Man is emotionally balanced. He should be able to laugh
and cry as he damn well please, and not give a care what other
people think of him.
A Real Man can be laughed -AT- as well as laughed -WITH- and not feel
insulted, demeaned, or belittled. Words don't break bones!
A Real Man shares his feelings with those he cares for.
A Real Man has grace under pressure and does not panic in a crisis.
A Real Man is responsible for his actions and inactions.
A Real Man takes on the burden of responsibility for those who cannot shoulder a responsibility themselves providing he is asked to and agrees.
A Real Man marries for life.
A Real Man surrenders his marriage gracefully if it does not work.
A Real Man loves and honors his spouse above all else.
A Real Man honors and respects ALL women, be she Queen or harlot.
A Real Man is sexually and emotionally responsive to his spouse or girlfriend.
A Real Man is attentive to his spouse sexually, paying attention to what pleases her and what does not.
A Real Man is one who respects his spouse's wishes when she says "Not tonight, dear." He does not whine, plead, or beg.
A Real Man understands that it is not his job or duty to please anyone other than himself, which includes his spouse, and which also includes his spouse sexually.
A Real Man desires to please his spouse and children before himself out of love and not guilt or a "sense of power."
A Real Man supports his spouse in her successes as well as failures.
A Real Man is kind to himself.
A Real Man does not lie.
A Real Man does not steal.
A Real Man does not cheat.
A Real Man is tolerant of dissenting opinion.
A Real Man is NOT tolerant of hate, bigotry, ignorance.
A Real Man never strikes child, woman, or man, for ANY reason, unless in self-defense.
A Real Man is well-educated.
A Real Man is well-read.
A Real Man is clean and well-groomed.
A Real Man can [if need be] cook, clean, iron, wash dishes, change a diaper, and stay home while his spouse works for a living.
A Real Man helps those who ask for help.
A Real Man knows when to help someone who needs help but doesn't ask for it.
A Real Man respects other's decisions.